10. You've forgotten your ex
More often than not, a breakup is followed by a significant amount of time spent thinking about your ex and wondering whether or not you made the right decision in going your separate ways. Depending on how long the two of you were together, these doubts can resurface again and again.
Ever since you met this new one, however, the thought of getting back together with your ex is the furthest thing from your mind. Come to think of it, you barely recall what you found so great about her in the first place.
9. You can't stop thinking about her
Instead, you are consumed by thoughts of her. She just pops into your head for no apparent reason, and you wonder if she thinks of you half as much as you think of her. You wonder what she's up to and even consider calling her (but refrain from doing so for fear of looking overeager).
But it gets worse. You're out with your friends and you see something in a shop window and think about how much she would like that particular item, or you notice a poster for a show that she would love, but normally wouldn't even have looked twice at it.
If she's the last thing on your mind before you go to sleep and the first thing on your mind when you wake up ‑- and you've even dreamed of her on a couple of occasions ‑- then you don't really even need to read on to know if you're in love (but should anyway, just to be sure).
8. You care about her
There is a reason why you don't really want to know too much about the chick you had a one-night stand with: You don't love her. When you're in love with a woman, you want to know all about her: who she is, what she thinks, what makes her laugh. You truly care about her and her feelings.
If you truly love a woman, you feel bad if she had a bad day or is upset about something. You don't try to cheer her up because you have to, but because you can't help it.
7. You find her quirks charming
The fact that she carries her passport with her everywhere she goes ‑- just in case ‑- and that, when she's eating, she can't help but construct every forkful so that it's the perfect blend of ingredients fills you with an inexplicable feeling of happiness.
She does and says things that make her different, and you like it. You can't quite put your finger on why, but it doesn't even matter. You like her just the way she is.
6. You have great chemistry
You can't be in love with someone that you have no chemistry with. If you seem to always be on the same wavelength, and think in similar ways, that's a great sign. If you also generate enough heat to set off a five-alarm fire bell, then she is probably someone that you could fall in love with, if you aren't there already.
5. You don't notice other women as much
Did you see that gorgeous blonde that just walked by? What do you mean, "no"?!?
Although you can't help noticing a beautiful woman when one walks by, when you're in love, some of them tend to slip under the radar, while others just pale in comparison to her. Furthermore, you don't seem to be flirting half as much as you used to.
You are slowly realizing that she's often the only woman in the room that matters, and for some reason that suits you just fine.
4. You love spending time with her
This one is pretty obvious but important nonetheless. You look forward to seeing her, and don't care much about what the two of you will be doing. Lately, just going for a walk with her sounds like the best way you could possibly spend an evening.
Furthermore, when you're not together, you miss her and wish you were spending time together
3. You don't mind compromising sometimes
There was a time when it was your way or the highway, but with her it's different. Not that she asks you to, but you don't mind missing a night out with the guys to be with her. And you find yourself trying to incorporate her into your plans or altering them to accommodate her.
You also find yourself not putting up a fight when she wants to go to Shakespeare in the Park. Although your friends find this very amusing, you know that deep down, they wish that they had found a love like yours.
2. Other priorities take a back seat
You used to train religiously, but lately, if she's free for dinner, you don't mind missing a workout. Not only that, but your workaholic tendency of bringing home your work on weekends to get ahead seems a bit excessive to you as of late.
Your ever-important "to do" list seems quite stagnant these days, as being with her always manages to render your other plans and obligations obsolete. What was it that you absolutely had to do by four o'clock again?
1. You start thinking about the future and she's in it
It used to be that the future with a woman meant your date on Saturday night, but with this woman, the future seems infinite. Not only do you plan to see her this weekend, but you want to see her a year from now as well.
When planning your next vacation, you know you want to spend it with her, and not a random beach bunny you happen to meet while you're there. And when you get an invitation to a wedding that takes place three months from now, you ask her to be your date without thinking that it's too far away to tell if you'll still be together.
She's the one
If you are currently dating a woman that makes you act in any of the ways mentioned above, then you, my friend, are seriously falling for her. It's time to put away the little black book for a while and enjoy the ride.
Sunday, October 28, 2007
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
मराठी कविता
सगळ्याच गोष्टी सांगायच्या नसतात,
सगळेच अश्रु दाखवायचे नसतात,
सगळ्याच नात्यांना नाव द्यायची नसतात,
स्वप्न पुर्ण होत नाहीत म्हणुन
स्वप्न पहाणं सोडुन द्यायची नसतात,
तर ती मनाच्या एका कोपर्यात जपायची असतात......
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मैत्री असावी अशी... मैत्रीसारखी
हसत राहणारी.., हसवत राहणारी...
संकटकाळी हात देणारी...
आनंदी समयी साद घालणारी...
मनाची कवाडे उघडून डोकावणारी...
काहीं गुपितांचे राखण करणारी...
मन मोकळे करुन सारं सांगणारी...
सांगता सांगता मोहीत करणारी...
कधी कुणाला न लुटणारी...
चांगल्याच कौतुक करणारी...
तितकीच चूका दाखविणारी...
शूध्द सोन्याप्रमाणे चम चम चमकणारी...,
मैत्री असावी अशी... मैत्रीसारखी
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आजही मला ते सर्व आठवतयं
जणू कालचं सारे घडल्यासारखं
तीच आयुष्याची मजा घेत
मित्रांच्या सहवासात बसल्यासारखं
अजुनही मला आठवतंय....
Lecture ला दांडी मारुन
बाजुचा परिसर फिरत बसायचो
फिरुन कंटाळा आला की
परत college कडे वळायचो
Canteen वाल्याला शिव्या घालत
बाहेरच्या café मध्ये जायचो
Café बंद असला की परत
Canteen मधलंच येऊन गिळायचो
Library card चा तसा कधी
उपयोग झालाच नाही
Canteen समोरच असल्याने
Library कडे पावलं कधी वळलीच नाहीत
आमच्या group ला मात्र
मुलींची तशी allergy होती
कदाचीत college कडून ती
आमच्या group ला झाली होती
चालु तासाला मागच्या बाकावर
Assignment copy करायचो
ज्याची copy केली आहे त्याच्या
आधीच जाउन submit करायचो
खुप आठवतात ते दिवस...
सोबत रडलेलो क्षण आठवले की
आज अगदी हसायला येते
पण तेव्हा सोबत हसलेलो क्षण आठवले की
डोळ्यात टचकन् पाणि येतं.............
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कुणीतरी हव असत......
कुणीतरी हव असत ,जीवनात साथ देनार
हातात हात घेउन , शब्दान्शिवाय बोलनार्....
कुणीतरी हव असत ,जीवाला जीव देनार
फ़ुलातल्या सुगन्धासारख,आयुष्यभर जपनार्......
कुणीतरी हव असत ,हक्कान् रागावनार,
चुका ज़ाल्या तरी,मायेन समज़ावनार........
कुणीतरी हव असत ,आपल म्हननार
नजरेतले भाव जानुन,आपल्याला ओळखणार........
कुणीतरी हव असत ,बरोबर चालणार,
कशीही वाट असली तरी,माग न फ़िरनार........
कुणीतरी हव असत ,वास्तवाच भान देणार,
कल्पनेच्या विश्वातही,माझ्यासवे रमणार......
कुणीतरी हव असत,मनापासुन धीर देणार,
स्वतहाच्या दुखातही,मला सामाउन घेणार.........
कुणीतरी हव असत,एकान्तातही रेन्गाळनार,
माझ्यासोबत नसतानाही,मझ्यासोबतच असनार....
कुणीतरी हव असत,विश्वास ठेवणार,
माझ्या विश्वासाला.कधीही न फ़सवणार.....
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आयुष्याच्या अल्बममध्ये
आठवणींचे फ़ोटो असतात
आणखी एक कॉपी काढायला
निगेटिव्ह्ज मात्र शिल्लक नसतात
गजर तर रोजचाच
आळसाने झोपले पाहिजे,
गोडसर चहाचा घोट घेत
Tom n Jerry पाहिल पाहिजे.
आन्घोळ फ़क्त 10 मिनीटे?
एखाद्या दिवशी 1 तास द्या,
आरश्यासमोर स्वतःला
सुन्दर म्हणता आल पाहिजे.
भसाडा का असेना
आपाल्याच सुरात रमल पाहिजे,
वेडेवाकडे अन्ग हलवत
नाचणसुध्धा जमल पाहिजे.
गीतेच रस्ता योग्यच आहे
पण एखादा दिवस पाडगावकराना द्या,
रामायण मालिका नैतिक थोर पण
Movie सुध्धा enjoy करता आली पाहिजे.
कधीतरी एकटे
उगाचच फ़िरले पाहिजे,
तलावाच्या काठावर
उताणे पडले पाहिजे.
सन्ध्याकाळी मन्दिराबरोबरच
बागेत फ़िरल पाहिजे
‘फ़ुलपाखरान्च्या’ सौन्दर्याला
कधीतरी भुलल पाहिजे.
द्यायला कोनी नसल
म्हणुन काय झाल ?
एक गजरा विकत घ्या
ओन्जळभरुन फ़ुलान्चा नुसता श्वास घ्या .
रात्री झोपताना मात्र
दोन मिनीटे देवाला द्या ,
एवढ्या सुन्दर जगण्यासाठी
Thanks नुसत म्हणा
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कधी कधी ओळख अलगदपणे मैत्रीमध्ये बदलते,
गप्पा रंगतात, वादही होतात, नवे नाते उमलते....
गाण्याची एखादी मैफल जशी उत्तरोत्तर रंगत जाते,
तशीच ही मैत्री आयुष्याला संगीतमय करत राहते....
अशा मैत्रीला नियमांचे अन अटींचे बंध नसतात,
चेहरे दिसले नाही तरी मनं मात्र नक्की दिसतात....
आपली मैत्री अशीच आहे कायम मनात जपण्यासारखी,
चिरकाळ आनंद देणाऱ्या गोड सुरेल गाण्यासारखी!!!!
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दोस्ती नाम नहीं सिर्फ़ दोस्तों के साथ रेहने का..
बल्कि दोस्त ही जिन्दगी बन जाते हैं, दोस्ती में..
जरुरत नहीं पडती, दोस्त की तस्वीर की.
देखो जो आईना तो दोस्त नज़र आते हैं, दोस्ती में..
येह तो बहाना है कि मिल नहीं पाये दोस्तों से आज..
दिल पे हाथ रखते ही एहसास उनके हो जाते हैं, दोस्ती में..
नाम की तो जरूरत हई नहीं पडती इस रिश्ते मे कभी..
पूछे नाम अपना ओर, दोस्तॊं का बताते हैं, दोस्ती में..
कौन केहता है कि दोस्त हो सकते हैं जुदा कभी..
दूर रेह्कर भी दोस्त, बिल्कुल करीब नज़र आते हैं, दोस्ती में..
सिर्फ़ भ्रम हे कि दोस्त होते ह अलग-अलग..
दर्द हो इनको ओर, आंसू उनके आते हैं , दोस्ती में..
माना इश्क है खुदा, प्यार करने वालों के लिये "अभी"
पर हम तो अपना सिर झुकाते हैं, दोस्ती में..
ओर एक ही दवा है गम की दुनिया में क्युकि..
भूल के सारे गम, दोस्तों के साथ मुस्कुराते हैं, दोस्ती में..
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जे जोडले जाते ते नाते
जी जडते ती सवय
जी थांबते ती ओढ
जे वाढते ते प्रेम
जो संपतो तो श्वास
पण निरंतर राहते ती मैत्री
फ़क्त मैत्री...........
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एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
बाईकवर मागे बसावी
जुनी हीरो होंडा सुद्धा मग
करिझ्माहून झकास दिसावी !
एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
चारचौघीत उठून दिसावी
बोलली नाही तरी निदान
समोर बघून गोड हसावी !
एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
कधीतरी सोबत फिरावी
दोघांना एकत्र पाहून
गल्लीतल्या सगळ्या पोरांची जिरावी !
एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
जिच्याशी निर्मळ संवाद असावा
कधीतरी छोट्या भांडणाचा
एखादाच अपवाद असावा..
एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
आयुष्याच्या अनोळखी वळणावर
तुमच्या व्यथा वेदनांवर
तिने घालावी हळूच फुंकर..
एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
जिच्या मैत्रीत विश्वास रुजावा
तुमचासुद्धा खांदा कधी
तिच्या दुःखाने भिजावा..
एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
चांदणीसारखी मैत्रीच्या आकाशात
मित्रांचे दिवे मावळले म्हणजे
चालावं पुढे तिच्याच प्रकाशात...
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काही माणसे असतात खास
जि मैत्रीने खांद्यावर हात टाकतात,
दुःख आले जिवनात तरीही
कायम साथ देत राहातात.
काही माणसं मात्र
म्रुगजळाप्रमाणे भासतात,
जेवढे जवळ जावे त्यांच्या
तेवढेच लांब पळत जातात.
काही माणसे ही गजबजलेल्या
शहरासारखी असतात,
गरज काही पडली तरच
आपला विचार करतात,
बाकीच्या वेळी ति सारी नाती विसरतात
काही हवे असेल स्वतःला तर तुम्हाला मित्र मित्र करतात.
मात्र काही माणसं ही
पिंपळाच्या पानासारखी असतात,
जाळी झाली त्यांची तरी मनाच्या
पुस्तकात आयुष्यभर जपून ठेवाविशी वाटतात
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"आज अचानक भल्या पहाटे
एक आठवण जागवून गेली
तुझे आणि माझे बंध
आपसूकच दाखवून गेली
सांग ना !
काय तुझे आणि माझे नाते
उमजेल का, कधी मला ते
करून करून विचार जेव्हा
कधी नव्हे ते थकलो
गालांवरचा पाऊस मी
थांबवू नाही शकलो
मॆत्रीचे हे नाते अपुले
का आज एकतर्फी वाटले
पहाटेच्या या ऒल्या शणी
का कातरवेळ्चे ध्यास लागले
का तुझ्या डोळ्यात आज
शोधतोय मी पाऊस गाणे
धुक्याच्या या ओंजळीमध्ये
प्रेमरूपी दव थेंब माझे
सापडेल का या शणांना
कधी एक गोड किनारा
गालांवरच्या पावसाला
सावरणारा एक जिव्हाळा
सावरणारा एक जिव्हाळा"
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गंध आवडला फुलाचा म्हणून... ... फूल मागायचं नसतं.
गंध आवडला फुलाचा म्हणून
फूल मागायचं नसतं
अशा वेळी आपल्या मनाला आपणच आवरायचं असतं....
परक्यांपेक्षा आपलीच माणसं
आपल्याला नेहमी दगा देतात
एकमेकांच्या पाठीवर मग्
नजरे आडून वार होतात
भळभळणा-या जखमेतून
विश्वास घाताचं रक्त वाहतं
छिन्नविछीन्न जखमेला तेव्हा
आपणच पुसायचं असतं
अशा वेळी आपल्या मनाला आपणच आवरायचं असतं....
आपलं सुःख पाहण्याचा तसा
प्रत्येकाला अधिकार आहे..
पण्; दुस-याला मारुन जगणं
हा कुठला न्याय आहे...
माणूस म्हणुन माणसावर
खरं प्रेम करायचं
आपल्या साठी थोडं,
थोडं दुस-यासाठी जगायचं
जगण्याचं हे ध्येय मनात आपणच बाणवायचं आसतं
अशा वेळी आपल्या मनाला आपणच आवरायचं असतं....
आपल्याला कोणी आवडणं
हे प्रत्येक वेळी च प्रेम नसतं
आकर्षणाचं स्वप्नं ते
आकर्षणंच असतं...
मान्य आहे,
आकर्षणात प्रेम केव्हा केव्हा दिसतं...
पण् जे चकाकतं
ते प्रत्येक् वेळीच् सोनं नसतं
मन् आपलं वेडं असतं
वेडं आपण व्हायचं नसतं..
मन मारुन जगण्यापेक्षा
वेळीच त्याला आवरायचं
अशावेळी....
आणि अशाच वेळी आपल्या मनाला आपणच आवरायचं असतं....
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गंध आवडला फुलाचा म्हणून... ... फूल मागायचं नसतं.
गंध आवडला फुलाचा म्हणून
फूल मागायचं नसतं
अशा वेळी आपल्या मनाला आपणच आवरायचं असतं....
परक्यांपेक्षा आपलीच माणसं
आपल्याला नेहमी दगा देतात
एकमेकांच्या पाठीवर मग्
नजरे आडून वार होतात
भळभळणा-या जखमेतून
विश्वास घाताचं रक्त वाहतं
छिन्नविछीन्न जखमेला तेव्हा
आपणच पुसायचं असतं
अशा वेळी आपल्या मनाला आपणच आवरायचं असतं....
आपलं सुःख पाहण्याचा तसा
प्रत्येकाला अधिकार आहे..
पण्; दुस-याला मारुन जगणं
हा कुठला न्याय आहे...
माणूस म्हणुन माणसावर
खरं प्रेम करायचं
आपल्या साठी थोडं,
थोडं दुस-यासाठी जगायचं
जगण्याचं हे ध्येय मनात आपणच बाणवायचं आसतं
अशा वेळी आपल्या मनाला आपणच आवरायचं असतं....
आपल्याला कोणी आवडणं
हे प्रत्येक वेळी च प्रेम नसतं
आकर्षणाचं स्वप्नं ते
आकर्षणंच असतं...
मान्य आहे,
आकर्षणात प्रेम केव्हा केव्हा दिसतं...
पण् जे चकाकतं
ते प्रत्येक् वेळीच् सोनं नसतं
मन् आपलं वेडं असतं
वेडं आपण व्हायचं नसतं..
मन मारुन जगण्यापेक्षा
वेळीच त्याला आवरायचं
अशावेळी....
आणि अशाच वेळी आपल्या मनाला आपणच आवरायचं असतं....
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मैत्री म्हणजे सुंदर पहाट
कधीही न हरवणारी दोस्तीची वाट..
आयुष्याला पडलेलं गोड स्वप्नं
सगळी उत्तरं सापडणारा मजेशीर प्रश्न..
फुलणारं हसणारं प्रत्येक फूलं
कधी चुकलं तर सावरणारं पाऊलं
आठवडयातून ऊगवणारी रविवारची सकाळ
हवीहवीशी वाटणारी रम्य संध्याकाळ..
मैत्री म्हणजे हवेतला ऊबदार गारवा
अन् जणू दरवळणारा मारवा
अंगावर घ्यावा असा राघवशेला
एकदा घेतला तरी बस्स असा अमृतप्याला...
ऍकत रहावी अशी हरीची बासरी
अस्मानीची असावी जशी एक परी...
मैत्री म्हणजे अत्तराची ईवलीशी कुपी
दु:खावरची हळुवार जादूची झप्पी
मैत्री म्हणजे न दिसणारा हातामधला हात
नेहमीकरता असणारी तुझीचं साथ.....
सोबत रहा तू फक्त.. इतकंचं एक मागणं आहे...
तू असल्यावर अवघं जीवन देखील गाणं आहे
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बोलण्यासारखे खुप आहे, सांगण्यासारखे काहीच नाही;
करण्यासारखे खुप आहे, होण्यासारखे काहीच नाही.....
कधी माझ्या डोळ्यात, खोलवर बघुन पहा;
सोसण्यासारखे खुप आहे, दुखण्यासारखे काहीच नाही.....
उभी रहा आरशासमोर, न्याहाळ स्वतःचे प्रतिबिंब;
मी दिसलो नाही तुला तर, बघण्यासारखे काहीच नाही.....
तुला नेहमीच वाटत असेल, मी तुझ्यावर प्रेम का करावं ते;
समजण्यासारखे खुप आहे, कळण्यास अवघड काहीच नाही.....
माझ्या नेत्रांतील आसवांची, तुला काय किंमत;
मानले तर अमृताचे थेंब आहेत, नुसते पाहिलेस तर काहीच नाहीत
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क्यूं कहते हो मेरे साथ कुछ भी बेहतर नही होता
सच ये है के जैसा चाहो वैसा नही होता
कोई सह लेता है कोई कह लेता है क्यूँकी ग़म कभी ज़िंदगी से बढ़ कर नही होता
आज अपनो ने ही सीखा दिया हमे
यहाँ ठोकर देने वाला हैर पत्थर नही होता
क्यूं ज़िंदगी की मुश्क़िलो से हारे बैठे हो
इसके बिना कोई मंज़िल, कोई सफ़र नही होता
कोई तेरे साथ नही है तो भी ग़म ना कर
ख़ुद से बढ़ कर कोई दुनिया में हमसफ़र नही होता
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तो मराठी मुलगा असतो !!
तो मराठी मुलगा असतो !!
कंपनीत अनेक मुले असतात
पन जो सर्वात साधा सुधा दिसतो
तो मराठी मुलगा असतो !!
कंपनीत अनेक मुले असतात
पन जो सर्वांना सतत मदत करीत असतो
तो मराठी मुलगा असतो !!
कंपनीमध्ये मुले पिज़्ज़ा बर्गर खातात
पन जो नेहमी वडा पाव खातांना दिसतो
तो मराठी मुलगा असतो !!
कंपनीत मुले सिगरेट पिऊन येतात
पन जो घरुन पुजा करुनच येतो
तो मराठी मुलगा असतो !!
कंपनीमध्ये मुले मुलींना प्रोपोज करतात
पन जो आवडत्या मुलीला फ़क्त चोरुनच पहात असतो
तो मराठी मुलगा असतो !! ............
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किसी के इतने पास न जा
के दूर जाना खौफ़ बन जाये
एक कदम पीछे देखने पर
सीधा रास्ता भी खाई नज़र आये
किसी को इतना अपना न बना
कि उसे खोने का डर लगा रहे
इसी डर के बीच एक दिन ऐसा न आये
तु पल पल खुद को ही खोने लगे
किसी के इतने सपने न देख
के काली रात भी रन्गीली लगे
आन्ख खुले तो बर्दाश्त न हो
जब सपना टूट टूट कर बिखरने लगे
किसी को इतना प्यार न कर
के बैठे बैठे आन्ख नम हो जाये
उसे गर मिले एक दर्द
इधर जिन्दगी के दो पल कम हो जाये
किसी के बारे मे इतना न सोच
कि सोच का मतलब ही वो बन जाये
भीड के बीच भी
लगे तन्हाई से जकडे गये
किसी को इतना याद न कर
कि जहा देखो वोही नज़र आये
राह देख देख कर कही ऐसा न हो
जिन्दगी पीछे छूट जाये
ऐसा सोच कर अकेले न रहना,
किसी के पास जाने से न डरना
न सोच अकेलेपन मे कोई गम नही,
खुद की परछाई देख बोलोगे "ये हम नही
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प्रेम म्हणजे काय हे कधी कुणाला कळलेच नाही..
प्रेम म्हणजे काय हे कधी कुणाला कळलेच नाही
छोटे से कोड ते, पण कधी कुणाला उलगडलच नाही...
का जीव होतो वेडा पिसा जेव्हा येते तिची आठवन
हृदयात केलेली असते तिच्या छोट्या छोट्या गोष्टींची साठवण...
मनाला तिच्या शिवाय काही दुसरे सुचत नाही
पण तिच्या शिवाय दुसरा कुठला विचार करावा असेही कधी वाटत नाही...
रात्री छान च असतात ... तिच्या स्वप्नानी भरलेल्या
देऊन जातात उभारी ... मनातल्या त्या प्रेमाच्या अंकुराला...
प्रेम कधी सफल होते तर कधी नाही... ते जीवनात कधी ही सब कूच नसत
पण तरीही हृदयाच्या कुठल्या तरी कोपर्यात ते नेहमीच जपायाच असत...
प्रेमाचे हे कोड कदाचित कधी च कुणाला उलगडणार नाही ...
पण त्या साठी हे जग प्रेम करायचे ही कधी थांबणार नाही...
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सगळेच अश्रु दाखवायचे नसतात,
सगळ्याच नात्यांना नाव द्यायची नसतात,
स्वप्न पुर्ण होत नाहीत म्हणुन
स्वप्न पहाणं सोडुन द्यायची नसतात,
तर ती मनाच्या एका कोपर्यात जपायची असतात......
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मैत्री असावी अशी... मैत्रीसारखी
हसत राहणारी.., हसवत राहणारी...
संकटकाळी हात देणारी...
आनंदी समयी साद घालणारी...
मनाची कवाडे उघडून डोकावणारी...
काहीं गुपितांचे राखण करणारी...
मन मोकळे करुन सारं सांगणारी...
सांगता सांगता मोहीत करणारी...
कधी कुणाला न लुटणारी...
चांगल्याच कौतुक करणारी...
तितकीच चूका दाखविणारी...
शूध्द सोन्याप्रमाणे चम चम चमकणारी...,
मैत्री असावी अशी... मैत्रीसारखी
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आजही मला ते सर्व आठवतयं
जणू कालचं सारे घडल्यासारखं
तीच आयुष्याची मजा घेत
मित्रांच्या सहवासात बसल्यासारखं
अजुनही मला आठवतंय....
Lecture ला दांडी मारुन
बाजुचा परिसर फिरत बसायचो
फिरुन कंटाळा आला की
परत college कडे वळायचो
Canteen वाल्याला शिव्या घालत
बाहेरच्या café मध्ये जायचो
Café बंद असला की परत
Canteen मधलंच येऊन गिळायचो
Library card चा तसा कधी
उपयोग झालाच नाही
Canteen समोरच असल्याने
Library कडे पावलं कधी वळलीच नाहीत
आमच्या group ला मात्र
मुलींची तशी allergy होती
कदाचीत college कडून ती
आमच्या group ला झाली होती
चालु तासाला मागच्या बाकावर
Assignment copy करायचो
ज्याची copy केली आहे त्याच्या
आधीच जाउन submit करायचो
खुप आठवतात ते दिवस...
सोबत रडलेलो क्षण आठवले की
आज अगदी हसायला येते
पण तेव्हा सोबत हसलेलो क्षण आठवले की
डोळ्यात टचकन् पाणि येतं.............
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कुणीतरी हव असत......
कुणीतरी हव असत ,जीवनात साथ देनार
हातात हात घेउन , शब्दान्शिवाय बोलनार्....
कुणीतरी हव असत ,जीवाला जीव देनार
फ़ुलातल्या सुगन्धासारख,आयुष्यभर जपनार्......
कुणीतरी हव असत ,हक्कान् रागावनार,
चुका ज़ाल्या तरी,मायेन समज़ावनार........
कुणीतरी हव असत ,आपल म्हननार
नजरेतले भाव जानुन,आपल्याला ओळखणार........
कुणीतरी हव असत ,बरोबर चालणार,
कशीही वाट असली तरी,माग न फ़िरनार........
कुणीतरी हव असत ,वास्तवाच भान देणार,
कल्पनेच्या विश्वातही,माझ्यासवे रमणार......
कुणीतरी हव असत,मनापासुन धीर देणार,
स्वतहाच्या दुखातही,मला सामाउन घेणार.........
कुणीतरी हव असत,एकान्तातही रेन्गाळनार,
माझ्यासोबत नसतानाही,मझ्यासोबतच असनार....
कुणीतरी हव असत,विश्वास ठेवणार,
माझ्या विश्वासाला.कधीही न फ़सवणार.....
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आयुष्याच्या अल्बममध्ये
आठवणींचे फ़ोटो असतात
आणखी एक कॉपी काढायला
निगेटिव्ह्ज मात्र शिल्लक नसतात
गजर तर रोजचाच
आळसाने झोपले पाहिजे,
गोडसर चहाचा घोट घेत
Tom n Jerry पाहिल पाहिजे.
आन्घोळ फ़क्त 10 मिनीटे?
एखाद्या दिवशी 1 तास द्या,
आरश्यासमोर स्वतःला
सुन्दर म्हणता आल पाहिजे.
भसाडा का असेना
आपाल्याच सुरात रमल पाहिजे,
वेडेवाकडे अन्ग हलवत
नाचणसुध्धा जमल पाहिजे.
गीतेच रस्ता योग्यच आहे
पण एखादा दिवस पाडगावकराना द्या,
रामायण मालिका नैतिक थोर पण
Movie सुध्धा enjoy करता आली पाहिजे.
कधीतरी एकटे
उगाचच फ़िरले पाहिजे,
तलावाच्या काठावर
उताणे पडले पाहिजे.
सन्ध्याकाळी मन्दिराबरोबरच
बागेत फ़िरल पाहिजे
‘फ़ुलपाखरान्च्या’ सौन्दर्याला
कधीतरी भुलल पाहिजे.
द्यायला कोनी नसल
म्हणुन काय झाल ?
एक गजरा विकत घ्या
ओन्जळभरुन फ़ुलान्चा नुसता श्वास घ्या .
रात्री झोपताना मात्र
दोन मिनीटे देवाला द्या ,
एवढ्या सुन्दर जगण्यासाठी
Thanks नुसत म्हणा
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कधी कधी ओळख अलगदपणे मैत्रीमध्ये बदलते,
गप्पा रंगतात, वादही होतात, नवे नाते उमलते....
गाण्याची एखादी मैफल जशी उत्तरोत्तर रंगत जाते,
तशीच ही मैत्री आयुष्याला संगीतमय करत राहते....
अशा मैत्रीला नियमांचे अन अटींचे बंध नसतात,
चेहरे दिसले नाही तरी मनं मात्र नक्की दिसतात....
आपली मैत्री अशीच आहे कायम मनात जपण्यासारखी,
चिरकाळ आनंद देणाऱ्या गोड सुरेल गाण्यासारखी!!!!
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दोस्ती नाम नहीं सिर्फ़ दोस्तों के साथ रेहने का..
बल्कि दोस्त ही जिन्दगी बन जाते हैं, दोस्ती में..
जरुरत नहीं पडती, दोस्त की तस्वीर की.
देखो जो आईना तो दोस्त नज़र आते हैं, दोस्ती में..
येह तो बहाना है कि मिल नहीं पाये दोस्तों से आज..
दिल पे हाथ रखते ही एहसास उनके हो जाते हैं, दोस्ती में..
नाम की तो जरूरत हई नहीं पडती इस रिश्ते मे कभी..
पूछे नाम अपना ओर, दोस्तॊं का बताते हैं, दोस्ती में..
कौन केहता है कि दोस्त हो सकते हैं जुदा कभी..
दूर रेह्कर भी दोस्त, बिल्कुल करीब नज़र आते हैं, दोस्ती में..
सिर्फ़ भ्रम हे कि दोस्त होते ह अलग-अलग..
दर्द हो इनको ओर, आंसू उनके आते हैं , दोस्ती में..
माना इश्क है खुदा, प्यार करने वालों के लिये "अभी"
पर हम तो अपना सिर झुकाते हैं, दोस्ती में..
ओर एक ही दवा है गम की दुनिया में क्युकि..
भूल के सारे गम, दोस्तों के साथ मुस्कुराते हैं, दोस्ती में..
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जे जोडले जाते ते नाते
जी जडते ती सवय
जी थांबते ती ओढ
जे वाढते ते प्रेम
जो संपतो तो श्वास
पण निरंतर राहते ती मैत्री
फ़क्त मैत्री...........
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एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
बाईकवर मागे बसावी
जुनी हीरो होंडा सुद्धा मग
करिझ्माहून झकास दिसावी !
एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
चारचौघीत उठून दिसावी
बोलली नाही तरी निदान
समोर बघून गोड हसावी !
एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
कधीतरी सोबत फिरावी
दोघांना एकत्र पाहून
गल्लीतल्या सगळ्या पोरांची जिरावी !
एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
जिच्याशी निर्मळ संवाद असावा
कधीतरी छोट्या भांडणाचा
एखादाच अपवाद असावा..
एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
आयुष्याच्या अनोळखी वळणावर
तुमच्या व्यथा वेदनांवर
तिने घालावी हळूच फुंकर..
एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
जिच्या मैत्रीत विश्वास रुजावा
तुमचासुद्धा खांदा कधी
तिच्या दुःखाने भिजावा..
एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
चांदणीसारखी मैत्रीच्या आकाशात
मित्रांचे दिवे मावळले म्हणजे
चालावं पुढे तिच्याच प्रकाशात...
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काही माणसे असतात खास
जि मैत्रीने खांद्यावर हात टाकतात,
दुःख आले जिवनात तरीही
कायम साथ देत राहातात.
काही माणसं मात्र
म्रुगजळाप्रमाणे भासतात,
जेवढे जवळ जावे त्यांच्या
तेवढेच लांब पळत जातात.
काही माणसे ही गजबजलेल्या
शहरासारखी असतात,
गरज काही पडली तरच
आपला विचार करतात,
बाकीच्या वेळी ति सारी नाती विसरतात
काही हवे असेल स्वतःला तर तुम्हाला मित्र मित्र करतात.
मात्र काही माणसं ही
पिंपळाच्या पानासारखी असतात,
जाळी झाली त्यांची तरी मनाच्या
पुस्तकात आयुष्यभर जपून ठेवाविशी वाटतात
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"आज अचानक भल्या पहाटे
एक आठवण जागवून गेली
तुझे आणि माझे बंध
आपसूकच दाखवून गेली
सांग ना !
काय तुझे आणि माझे नाते
उमजेल का, कधी मला ते
करून करून विचार जेव्हा
कधी नव्हे ते थकलो
गालांवरचा पाऊस मी
थांबवू नाही शकलो
मॆत्रीचे हे नाते अपुले
का आज एकतर्फी वाटले
पहाटेच्या या ऒल्या शणी
का कातरवेळ्चे ध्यास लागले
का तुझ्या डोळ्यात आज
शोधतोय मी पाऊस गाणे
धुक्याच्या या ओंजळीमध्ये
प्रेमरूपी दव थेंब माझे
सापडेल का या शणांना
कधी एक गोड किनारा
गालांवरच्या पावसाला
सावरणारा एक जिव्हाळा
सावरणारा एक जिव्हाळा"
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गंध आवडला फुलाचा म्हणून... ... फूल मागायचं नसतं.
गंध आवडला फुलाचा म्हणून
फूल मागायचं नसतं
अशा वेळी आपल्या मनाला आपणच आवरायचं असतं....
परक्यांपेक्षा आपलीच माणसं
आपल्याला नेहमी दगा देतात
एकमेकांच्या पाठीवर मग्
नजरे आडून वार होतात
भळभळणा-या जखमेतून
विश्वास घाताचं रक्त वाहतं
छिन्नविछीन्न जखमेला तेव्हा
आपणच पुसायचं असतं
अशा वेळी आपल्या मनाला आपणच आवरायचं असतं....
आपलं सुःख पाहण्याचा तसा
प्रत्येकाला अधिकार आहे..
पण्; दुस-याला मारुन जगणं
हा कुठला न्याय आहे...
माणूस म्हणुन माणसावर
खरं प्रेम करायचं
आपल्या साठी थोडं,
थोडं दुस-यासाठी जगायचं
जगण्याचं हे ध्येय मनात आपणच बाणवायचं आसतं
अशा वेळी आपल्या मनाला आपणच आवरायचं असतं....
आपल्याला कोणी आवडणं
हे प्रत्येक वेळी च प्रेम नसतं
आकर्षणाचं स्वप्नं ते
आकर्षणंच असतं...
मान्य आहे,
आकर्षणात प्रेम केव्हा केव्हा दिसतं...
पण् जे चकाकतं
ते प्रत्येक् वेळीच् सोनं नसतं
मन् आपलं वेडं असतं
वेडं आपण व्हायचं नसतं..
मन मारुन जगण्यापेक्षा
वेळीच त्याला आवरायचं
अशावेळी....
आणि अशाच वेळी आपल्या मनाला आपणच आवरायचं असतं....
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गंध आवडला फुलाचा म्हणून... ... फूल मागायचं नसतं.
गंध आवडला फुलाचा म्हणून
फूल मागायचं नसतं
अशा वेळी आपल्या मनाला आपणच आवरायचं असतं....
परक्यांपेक्षा आपलीच माणसं
आपल्याला नेहमी दगा देतात
एकमेकांच्या पाठीवर मग्
नजरे आडून वार होतात
भळभळणा-या जखमेतून
विश्वास घाताचं रक्त वाहतं
छिन्नविछीन्न जखमेला तेव्हा
आपणच पुसायचं असतं
अशा वेळी आपल्या मनाला आपणच आवरायचं असतं....
आपलं सुःख पाहण्याचा तसा
प्रत्येकाला अधिकार आहे..
पण्; दुस-याला मारुन जगणं
हा कुठला न्याय आहे...
माणूस म्हणुन माणसावर
खरं प्रेम करायचं
आपल्या साठी थोडं,
थोडं दुस-यासाठी जगायचं
जगण्याचं हे ध्येय मनात आपणच बाणवायचं आसतं
अशा वेळी आपल्या मनाला आपणच आवरायचं असतं....
आपल्याला कोणी आवडणं
हे प्रत्येक वेळी च प्रेम नसतं
आकर्षणाचं स्वप्नं ते
आकर्षणंच असतं...
मान्य आहे,
आकर्षणात प्रेम केव्हा केव्हा दिसतं...
पण् जे चकाकतं
ते प्रत्येक् वेळीच् सोनं नसतं
मन् आपलं वेडं असतं
वेडं आपण व्हायचं नसतं..
मन मारुन जगण्यापेक्षा
वेळीच त्याला आवरायचं
अशावेळी....
आणि अशाच वेळी आपल्या मनाला आपणच आवरायचं असतं....
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मैत्री म्हणजे सुंदर पहाट
कधीही न हरवणारी दोस्तीची वाट..
आयुष्याला पडलेलं गोड स्वप्नं
सगळी उत्तरं सापडणारा मजेशीर प्रश्न..
फुलणारं हसणारं प्रत्येक फूलं
कधी चुकलं तर सावरणारं पाऊलं
आठवडयातून ऊगवणारी रविवारची सकाळ
हवीहवीशी वाटणारी रम्य संध्याकाळ..
मैत्री म्हणजे हवेतला ऊबदार गारवा
अन् जणू दरवळणारा मारवा
अंगावर घ्यावा असा राघवशेला
एकदा घेतला तरी बस्स असा अमृतप्याला...
ऍकत रहावी अशी हरीची बासरी
अस्मानीची असावी जशी एक परी...
मैत्री म्हणजे अत्तराची ईवलीशी कुपी
दु:खावरची हळुवार जादूची झप्पी
मैत्री म्हणजे न दिसणारा हातामधला हात
नेहमीकरता असणारी तुझीचं साथ.....
सोबत रहा तू फक्त.. इतकंचं एक मागणं आहे...
तू असल्यावर अवघं जीवन देखील गाणं आहे
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बोलण्यासारखे खुप आहे, सांगण्यासारखे काहीच नाही;
करण्यासारखे खुप आहे, होण्यासारखे काहीच नाही.....
कधी माझ्या डोळ्यात, खोलवर बघुन पहा;
सोसण्यासारखे खुप आहे, दुखण्यासारखे काहीच नाही.....
उभी रहा आरशासमोर, न्याहाळ स्वतःचे प्रतिबिंब;
मी दिसलो नाही तुला तर, बघण्यासारखे काहीच नाही.....
तुला नेहमीच वाटत असेल, मी तुझ्यावर प्रेम का करावं ते;
समजण्यासारखे खुप आहे, कळण्यास अवघड काहीच नाही.....
माझ्या नेत्रांतील आसवांची, तुला काय किंमत;
मानले तर अमृताचे थेंब आहेत, नुसते पाहिलेस तर काहीच नाहीत
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क्यूं कहते हो मेरे साथ कुछ भी बेहतर नही होता
सच ये है के जैसा चाहो वैसा नही होता
कोई सह लेता है कोई कह लेता है क्यूँकी ग़म कभी ज़िंदगी से बढ़ कर नही होता
आज अपनो ने ही सीखा दिया हमे
यहाँ ठोकर देने वाला हैर पत्थर नही होता
क्यूं ज़िंदगी की मुश्क़िलो से हारे बैठे हो
इसके बिना कोई मंज़िल, कोई सफ़र नही होता
कोई तेरे साथ नही है तो भी ग़म ना कर
ख़ुद से बढ़ कर कोई दुनिया में हमसफ़र नही होता
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तो मराठी मुलगा असतो !!
तो मराठी मुलगा असतो !!
कंपनीत अनेक मुले असतात
पन जो सर्वात साधा सुधा दिसतो
तो मराठी मुलगा असतो !!
कंपनीत अनेक मुले असतात
पन जो सर्वांना सतत मदत करीत असतो
तो मराठी मुलगा असतो !!
कंपनीमध्ये मुले पिज़्ज़ा बर्गर खातात
पन जो नेहमी वडा पाव खातांना दिसतो
तो मराठी मुलगा असतो !!
कंपनीत मुले सिगरेट पिऊन येतात
पन जो घरुन पुजा करुनच येतो
तो मराठी मुलगा असतो !!
कंपनीमध्ये मुले मुलींना प्रोपोज करतात
पन जो आवडत्या मुलीला फ़क्त चोरुनच पहात असतो
तो मराठी मुलगा असतो !! ............
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किसी के इतने पास न जा
के दूर जाना खौफ़ बन जाये
एक कदम पीछे देखने पर
सीधा रास्ता भी खाई नज़र आये
किसी को इतना अपना न बना
कि उसे खोने का डर लगा रहे
इसी डर के बीच एक दिन ऐसा न आये
तु पल पल खुद को ही खोने लगे
किसी के इतने सपने न देख
के काली रात भी रन्गीली लगे
आन्ख खुले तो बर्दाश्त न हो
जब सपना टूट टूट कर बिखरने लगे
किसी को इतना प्यार न कर
के बैठे बैठे आन्ख नम हो जाये
उसे गर मिले एक दर्द
इधर जिन्दगी के दो पल कम हो जाये
किसी के बारे मे इतना न सोच
कि सोच का मतलब ही वो बन जाये
भीड के बीच भी
लगे तन्हाई से जकडे गये
किसी को इतना याद न कर
कि जहा देखो वोही नज़र आये
राह देख देख कर कही ऐसा न हो
जिन्दगी पीछे छूट जाये
ऐसा सोच कर अकेले न रहना,
किसी के पास जाने से न डरना
न सोच अकेलेपन मे कोई गम नही,
खुद की परछाई देख बोलोगे "ये हम नही
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प्रेम म्हणजे काय हे कधी कुणाला कळलेच नाही..
प्रेम म्हणजे काय हे कधी कुणाला कळलेच नाही
छोटे से कोड ते, पण कधी कुणाला उलगडलच नाही...
का जीव होतो वेडा पिसा जेव्हा येते तिची आठवन
हृदयात केलेली असते तिच्या छोट्या छोट्या गोष्टींची साठवण...
मनाला तिच्या शिवाय काही दुसरे सुचत नाही
पण तिच्या शिवाय दुसरा कुठला विचार करावा असेही कधी वाटत नाही...
रात्री छान च असतात ... तिच्या स्वप्नानी भरलेल्या
देऊन जातात उभारी ... मनातल्या त्या प्रेमाच्या अंकुराला...
प्रेम कधी सफल होते तर कधी नाही... ते जीवनात कधी ही सब कूच नसत
पण तरीही हृदयाच्या कुठल्या तरी कोपर्यात ते नेहमीच जपायाच असत...
प्रेमाचे हे कोड कदाचित कधी च कुणाला उलगडणार नाही ...
पण त्या साठी हे जग प्रेम करायचे ही कधी थांबणार नाही...
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Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Preity Zinta {Preety Woman}
Preity Zinta Born in Shimla, native of Rohru, she studied at the Jesus and Mary Simla Convent School after getting a degree in criminal psychology at the St. Bedes College, Zinta began her career as a model, and commercial (ad films) actress (she was seen in Lyril (soap ad film).
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Aankhen khuli to chehra Preity Ka ho,
Aankhen band ho to sapna Preity Ka ho,
Hame marna manzoor hoga agar kafan ki jagah dupatta Preity Ka ho.
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Kaun Preity ko samjhaaye... ke hamein neend hi nahi aati hai...
Kaun Preity ko samjhaaye... ke hamein uski yaad harpal sataati hai...
Aakhen band karta hu to Preity aati hai nazar...
Kaun Preity ko samjhaaye... ke bus ek wahi is dil mein samaati hai...
Preity Zinta - Priety Zinta - Priti Zinta - Preety Zinta - Preeti Zinta - Pritee Zinta - Prity Zinta - Preti Zinta - Preety Zinta ... huhhhhhh..!!!
Thoughts
Whoever acquires knowledge and does not practice it resembles him who ploughs his land and leaves it unsown. (Gulistan 1258)
Whoever follows a crowd will never be followed by a crowd.
Who gossips to you will gossip of you. (Turkish proverb)
Who got it, did get it; and who left it, did regret it. (Algerian proverb)
Who says nothing is impossible, I have been doing nothing for years.
Who travels for love finds a thousand miles not longer than one. (Japanese Proverb.)
Why are women wearing perfumes that smell like flowers? Men don't like flowers. I've been wearing a great new scent. It's called New Car Interior. (Rita Rudner)
"Why?" is the query of a skeptic; "How?" is the question of a person who wants to believe. (J Tilse)
Wife: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
Husband: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."
Wife: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
Husband: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?"
Wife: "In the pool."
Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything
Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer, when they complained about the heat.
Win with humility; lose with grace.
Wisdom has two parts:
1) Having a lot to say.
2) Not saying it.
Wisdom is a comb given to a man once he is bald. (Irish proverb)
Wisdom whispers - foolishness shouts.
Wisdom will keep you from getting into situations where you need it. (Bruce M. Sandbrook)
Wise men talk because they have something to say.
Fools talk because they have to say something. (Plato)
Wise sayings often fall on barren ground; but a kind word is never thrown away. (Sir Arthur Helps)
With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three thousand miles closer to globular cluster M13 in the constellation Hercules, and still there are some misfits who continue to insist that there is no such thing as progress. (Ransom K. Ferm)
With money I can buy things; with thinking I can understand things.
Without God, I can not.
Without me, God will not.
Without risk there is no opportunity for gain.
With prayer as with other gifts from God, it is not what you get that counts, it's what you do with it.
With wealth you can live in comfort.
With drive you can make a comfortable living.
With peace of mind, you can be comfortable in living.
Wit is educated insolence. (Aristotles)
Women like silent men. They think they're listening. (Marcel Archard)
Woman phones up her husband at work for a chat.
HIM: "I'm sorry dear but I'm up to my neck in work today."
HER: "But I've got some good news and some bad news for you dear."
HIM: "OK darling, but as I've got no time now, just give me the good news."
HER: "Well, the air bag works."
Women's faults are many, men have just two!
Everything they say and everything they do!!!
Won't you come into the garden?
I would like my roses to see you.
(Richard Brinsley Sheridan 1751-1816)
Work like you don't need the money, love like your heart has never been broken, and dance as if no one is watching. (Satchel Paige)
Work with every buyer as though that person represents a thousand referrals. (Tom Hopkins)
Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow; it empties today of its strength. (Corrie Ten Boom)
Worry is interest paid in advance for a debt you may never owe.
Worry is the darkroom in which 'negatives' are developed.
Worry pulls tomorrow's cloud over today's sunshine.
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. (Mark Twain)
Write injuries in the sand, kindnesses in marble.
Yesterday is a cancelled cheque.
Tomorrow is a promised note.
Today is ready cash, use it!
Yesterday is history,
tomorrow is a mystery,
today is a gift of God,
which is why we call it the present. (Bill Keane)
Yesterday today was tomorrow yet tomorrow today will be yesterday.
You always find something in the last place you look.
You are getting old when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
You are getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
You are never fully dressed until you wear a smile.
You are richer today if you have laughed, given or forgiven.
You are what you think about all day long. (Dr. Robert Schuller)
You are young only once, but you can be immature all your life.
You better think about the future, for it's where you will spend the rest of your life.
You can blow out a candle,
but you can't blow out a fire,
once the flame begins to catch,
the wind will blow it higher. (Peter Gabriel)
You can bomb the world into pieces, you can't bomb the world into peace.....
You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. (Malcolm Forbes)
You can employ men and hire hands to work for you, but you must win their hearts to have them work with you. (Tiorio)
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it, you got hit, so never mind.
You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you. (Dale Carnegie)
You can never understand the true value of something until you don't have it anymore.
You can outdistance that which is running after you but not what is running inside you. (Rwandan Proverb)
You can preach a better sermon with your life than with your lips.
You can send a message around the world in 1/7 of a second; yet it may take several years to move a simple idea through a 1/4 inch of human skull.
You can survive on charm for about 5 minutes...after that, you'd better know something!
You can take a horse to water, but you cannot make it drink.
You can't be in two places at once, they say.
Then how is it that you are there and in my heart at the same time?
You can't be lonely if you like the person you're alone with.
You can't build character & courage by taking away men's initiative & independence.
You can't do a kindness too soon because you never know how soon it will be too late. (Ralph Waldo Emerson)
You can't do anything, if you believe you can't.
You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.
You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him. (Leo Aikman)
You can't expect people to look eye to eye with you if you are looking down on them.
You can't get to the top by sitting on your bottom.
You can't help the poor man by destroying the rich.
You can't make an omlette without breaking eggs.
You can't make someone else's choices. You shouldn't let someone else make yours. (Colin Powell)
You can't make your candle burn brighter by blowing out the other fellow's.
You can't prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but can prevent them from building their nest on it.
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist. (Indira Gandhi)
You can't strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
You can't test courage cautiously.
You can't train a horse with shouts, and expect it to obey a whisper.
You can turn dollars into cents, and sense into dollars, though not dollars into sense.
You can win more friends with your ears than you can with your mouth!
you could hit someone over the head with a hammer and they would say, "gee, thanks, it feels so much better now that you stopped"...
Their glass is a keg, and over flowing with the values of true life. If we all acted a little bit more like him, the world would truely be a better place. (Peter Walstrom)
You could better start giving me mouth to mouth, because you just took my breath away!
You did touch me but didn't feel my pain.
Jesus came and touched me and I don't feel the pain any more.
You don't become a missionary by crossing the sea but by seeing the cross.
You don't get old, you just become a classic.
You don't have to blow out anothers candle to make yours shine bright.
You don't look at a picture of a Chevy when you drive a Cadillac.
You don't lose if you get knocked down, you lose if you stay down.
You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her
You don't marry someone you can live with; you marry the person with whom you cannot live without.
You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing. (Michael Pritchard)
You don't win silver. You lose gold.
You either have to be first, best, or different. (Loretta Lynn)
You have a lifetime to work, but children are only young once. (Polish Proverb)
You have reached middle age when the phone rings on Saturday night, you pray it isn't for you.
You have three choices in any situation; the sooner you choose, the less stress you’ll feel: change, accept or leave.
You have to protect the privacy of the advice you get, or you'll never get the advice you need. (Richard Nixon)
You know it's love when you can't fall asleep because reality is better than dreams.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. (Bob Hope)
You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. (P. J. O-Rourke)
You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because your all the same.
You may be born with a silver spoon in your mouth, but you need gold-hearted people to make your life more tasty.
You may forget with whom you laughed, but you will never forget with whom you wept.
You may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing we call failure is not the falling down, but the staying down. (Mary Pickford)
You may have grown old, but you may not have grown up.
You may not be able to turn back the clock; but you can always wind it up again.
You may only be one person in the world, but to one person you may be the world.
You may pass violets looking for roses and contentment looking for victory.
You must be the change you wish to see in the world. (Gandhi)
You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day!
You must have long range goals to keep you from being frustrated by short range failures. (Charles Noble)
You never lose by loving, you only lose by holding back.
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view.
Young love is a flame; very pretty, often very hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering.
The love of the older and disciplined heart is as coals, deep burning, unquenchable. (Henry Ward Beecher)
You only have one chance to make a first impression.
You pay God a compliment by asking great things of Him. (Teresa of Avila)
Your actions speak so loud that I can't hear what you're saying.
Your attitude is the librarian of your past, the speaker of your present, and the prophet of your future!
Your brain is that bodily organ which starts working the moment you awake and does not stop until you get into the office.
Your child has started growing up when he stops asking you where he came from and starts refusing to tell you where he's going.
Your children know you love them by your presence, not your presents.
Your current safe boundaries were once unknown frontiers.
You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
You're in middle age when you realize you have more on your mind and less on your head.
Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good. (Samuel Johnson)
Your morality can keep you out of jail,
but only the Blood of Jesus Christ, can keep you of hell!
Your neighbour is the man who needs you.
Your problem is never really your problem, your reaction to your problem is your problem. (Brian Kinsey)
Your responsibility is your response to His ability.
Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.
Your smile lights up a room like a candle in the dark.
I can still hear the song of your laughter.
Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. (Leo Buscaglia)
Your temper is the only thing you can lose and still have.
Your thoughts can cause you to be rich or poor, loved or unloved, happy or unhappy, attractive or unattractive, powerful or weak.
Your worst days are never so bad that you are beyond the reach of God's grace. And your best days are never so good that you are beyond the need of God's grace. (Jerry Bridges)
Your worst humiliation is only someone else's momentary entertainment. (Karen Crockett)
You satisfy the hungry heart with gift of finest wheat.
Now give to us, O saving Lord, the bread of life to eat.
You should not confuse your career with your life.
Youth is when we are always hunting greener pastures, and middle age is when we can barely mow the one we've got.
Youth wastes away, but immaturity can last a lifetime.
You will come across hope and despair in almost every situation. Only one of them wins each time.
You will face many defeats in your life, but never let yourself be defeated. (Maya Angelou)
You will find that the only thing you can do easily is be wrong, and that's hardly worth the effort. (Norton Juster)
You will never be promoted until you become over-qualified for your present position.
You will never "win" an argument concerning religion.
You wouldn't care what people thought of you if you realised how seldom they do.
Whoever follows a crowd will never be followed by a crowd.
Who gossips to you will gossip of you. (Turkish proverb)
Who got it, did get it; and who left it, did regret it. (Algerian proverb)
Who says nothing is impossible, I have been doing nothing for years.
Who travels for love finds a thousand miles not longer than one. (Japanese Proverb.)
Why are women wearing perfumes that smell like flowers? Men don't like flowers. I've been wearing a great new scent. It's called New Car Interior. (Rita Rudner)
"Why?" is the query of a skeptic; "How?" is the question of a person who wants to believe. (J Tilse)
Wife: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
Husband: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."
Wife: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
Husband: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?"
Wife: "In the pool."
Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything
Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer, when they complained about the heat.
Win with humility; lose with grace.
Wisdom has two parts:
1) Having a lot to say.
2) Not saying it.
Wisdom is a comb given to a man once he is bald. (Irish proverb)
Wisdom whispers - foolishness shouts.
Wisdom will keep you from getting into situations where you need it. (Bruce M. Sandbrook)
Wise men talk because they have something to say.
Fools talk because they have to say something. (Plato)
Wise sayings often fall on barren ground; but a kind word is never thrown away. (Sir Arthur Helps)
With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three thousand miles closer to globular cluster M13 in the constellation Hercules, and still there are some misfits who continue to insist that there is no such thing as progress. (Ransom K. Ferm)
With money I can buy things; with thinking I can understand things.
Without God, I can not.
Without me, God will not.
Without risk there is no opportunity for gain.
With prayer as with other gifts from God, it is not what you get that counts, it's what you do with it.
With wealth you can live in comfort.
With drive you can make a comfortable living.
With peace of mind, you can be comfortable in living.
Wit is educated insolence. (Aristotles)
Women like silent men. They think they're listening. (Marcel Archard)
Woman phones up her husband at work for a chat.
HIM: "I'm sorry dear but I'm up to my neck in work today."
HER: "But I've got some good news and some bad news for you dear."
HIM: "OK darling, but as I've got no time now, just give me the good news."
HER: "Well, the air bag works."
Women's faults are many, men have just two!
Everything they say and everything they do!!!
Won't you come into the garden?
I would like my roses to see you.
(Richard Brinsley Sheridan 1751-1816)
Work like you don't need the money, love like your heart has never been broken, and dance as if no one is watching. (Satchel Paige)
Work with every buyer as though that person represents a thousand referrals. (Tom Hopkins)
Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow; it empties today of its strength. (Corrie Ten Boom)
Worry is interest paid in advance for a debt you may never owe.
Worry is the darkroom in which 'negatives' are developed.
Worry pulls tomorrow's cloud over today's sunshine.
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. (Mark Twain)
Write injuries in the sand, kindnesses in marble.
Yesterday is a cancelled cheque.
Tomorrow is a promised note.
Today is ready cash, use it!
Yesterday is history,
tomorrow is a mystery,
today is a gift of God,
which is why we call it the present. (Bill Keane)
Yesterday today was tomorrow yet tomorrow today will be yesterday.
You always find something in the last place you look.
You are getting old when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
You are getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
You are never fully dressed until you wear a smile.
You are richer today if you have laughed, given or forgiven.
You are what you think about all day long. (Dr. Robert Schuller)
You are young only once, but you can be immature all your life.
You better think about the future, for it's where you will spend the rest of your life.
You can blow out a candle,
but you can't blow out a fire,
once the flame begins to catch,
the wind will blow it higher. (Peter Gabriel)
You can bomb the world into pieces, you can't bomb the world into peace.....
You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. (Malcolm Forbes)
You can employ men and hire hands to work for you, but you must win their hearts to have them work with you. (Tiorio)
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it, you got hit, so never mind.
You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you. (Dale Carnegie)
You can never understand the true value of something until you don't have it anymore.
You can outdistance that which is running after you but not what is running inside you. (Rwandan Proverb)
You can preach a better sermon with your life than with your lips.
You can send a message around the world in 1/7 of a second; yet it may take several years to move a simple idea through a 1/4 inch of human skull.
You can survive on charm for about 5 minutes...after that, you'd better know something!
You can take a horse to water, but you cannot make it drink.
You can't be in two places at once, they say.
Then how is it that you are there and in my heart at the same time?
You can't be lonely if you like the person you're alone with.
You can't build character & courage by taking away men's initiative & independence.
You can't do a kindness too soon because you never know how soon it will be too late. (Ralph Waldo Emerson)
You can't do anything, if you believe you can't.
You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.
You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him. (Leo Aikman)
You can't expect people to look eye to eye with you if you are looking down on them.
You can't get to the top by sitting on your bottom.
You can't help the poor man by destroying the rich.
You can't make an omlette without breaking eggs.
You can't make someone else's choices. You shouldn't let someone else make yours. (Colin Powell)
You can't make your candle burn brighter by blowing out the other fellow's.
You can't prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but can prevent them from building their nest on it.
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist. (Indira Gandhi)
You can't strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
You can't test courage cautiously.
You can't train a horse with shouts, and expect it to obey a whisper.
You can turn dollars into cents, and sense into dollars, though not dollars into sense.
You can win more friends with your ears than you can with your mouth!
you could hit someone over the head with a hammer and they would say, "gee, thanks, it feels so much better now that you stopped"...
Their glass is a keg, and over flowing with the values of true life. If we all acted a little bit more like him, the world would truely be a better place. (Peter Walstrom)
You could better start giving me mouth to mouth, because you just took my breath away!
You did touch me but didn't feel my pain.
Jesus came and touched me and I don't feel the pain any more.
You don't become a missionary by crossing the sea but by seeing the cross.
You don't get old, you just become a classic.
You don't have to blow out anothers candle to make yours shine bright.
You don't look at a picture of a Chevy when you drive a Cadillac.
You don't lose if you get knocked down, you lose if you stay down.
You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her
You don't marry someone you can live with; you marry the person with whom you cannot live without.
You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing. (Michael Pritchard)
You don't win silver. You lose gold.
You either have to be first, best, or different. (Loretta Lynn)
You have a lifetime to work, but children are only young once. (Polish Proverb)
You have reached middle age when the phone rings on Saturday night, you pray it isn't for you.
You have three choices in any situation; the sooner you choose, the less stress you’ll feel: change, accept or leave.
You have to protect the privacy of the advice you get, or you'll never get the advice you need. (Richard Nixon)
You know it's love when you can't fall asleep because reality is better than dreams.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. (Bob Hope)
You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. (P. J. O-Rourke)
You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because your all the same.
You may be born with a silver spoon in your mouth, but you need gold-hearted people to make your life more tasty.
You may forget with whom you laughed, but you will never forget with whom you wept.
You may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing we call failure is not the falling down, but the staying down. (Mary Pickford)
You may have grown old, but you may not have grown up.
You may not be able to turn back the clock; but you can always wind it up again.
You may only be one person in the world, but to one person you may be the world.
You may pass violets looking for roses and contentment looking for victory.
You must be the change you wish to see in the world. (Gandhi)
You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day!
You must have long range goals to keep you from being frustrated by short range failures. (Charles Noble)
You never lose by loving, you only lose by holding back.
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view.
Young love is a flame; very pretty, often very hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering.
The love of the older and disciplined heart is as coals, deep burning, unquenchable. (Henry Ward Beecher)
You only have one chance to make a first impression.
You pay God a compliment by asking great things of Him. (Teresa of Avila)
Your actions speak so loud that I can't hear what you're saying.
Your attitude is the librarian of your past, the speaker of your present, and the prophet of your future!
Your brain is that bodily organ which starts working the moment you awake and does not stop until you get into the office.
Your child has started growing up when he stops asking you where he came from and starts refusing to tell you where he's going.
Your children know you love them by your presence, not your presents.
Your current safe boundaries were once unknown frontiers.
You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
You're in middle age when you realize you have more on your mind and less on your head.
Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good. (Samuel Johnson)
Your morality can keep you out of jail,
but only the Blood of Jesus Christ, can keep you of hell!
Your neighbour is the man who needs you.
Your problem is never really your problem, your reaction to your problem is your problem. (Brian Kinsey)
Your responsibility is your response to His ability.
Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.
Your smile lights up a room like a candle in the dark.
I can still hear the song of your laughter.
Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. (Leo Buscaglia)
Your temper is the only thing you can lose and still have.
Your thoughts can cause you to be rich or poor, loved or unloved, happy or unhappy, attractive or unattractive, powerful or weak.
Your worst days are never so bad that you are beyond the reach of God's grace. And your best days are never so good that you are beyond the need of God's grace. (Jerry Bridges)
Your worst humiliation is only someone else's momentary entertainment. (Karen Crockett)
You satisfy the hungry heart with gift of finest wheat.
Now give to us, O saving Lord, the bread of life to eat.
You should not confuse your career with your life.
Youth is when we are always hunting greener pastures, and middle age is when we can barely mow the one we've got.
Youth wastes away, but immaturity can last a lifetime.
You will come across hope and despair in almost every situation. Only one of them wins each time.
You will face many defeats in your life, but never let yourself be defeated. (Maya Angelou)
You will find that the only thing you can do easily is be wrong, and that's hardly worth the effort. (Norton Juster)
You will never be promoted until you become over-qualified for your present position.
You will never "win" an argument concerning religion.
You wouldn't care what people thought of you if you realised how seldom they do.
SMS - Oneliner - Thoughts
Do you know a good one-liner that's not listed here? Please send it to me.
1. "A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic." - Joseph Stalin
2. "Great thinkers have always encountered opposition from mediocre minds." - Albert Einstein
3. "I know I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?" - Tom Clancy.
4. "I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers." - Peter Kaye.
5. "In mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them." - Johann von Neumann
6. "Never waste a lie when the truth will do." - Jack Clancy
7. "Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck." - Joss Whedon
8. "Stupidity, if left untreated, is self-correcting." - Heinlein
9. 43% of all statistics are worthless.
10. 7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.
11. 99% of lawyers are giving the rest a bad name.
12. A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.
13. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
14. A bad plan is better than no plan.
15. A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.
16. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
17. A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
18. A day for firm decisions! Or is it?
19. A day without sun shine is like, you know, night.
20. A drunk mans' words are a sober mans' thoughts.
21. A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
22. A gentleman is a patient wolf.
23. A good pun is its own reword.
24. A little bit of powder, a little bit of paint, makes a girl's complexion seem what it ain't.
25. A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.
26. A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon. Buy the negatives at any price.
27. A man on a date wonders if he'll get lucky. The woman already knows.
28. A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.
29. A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
30. A person is just about as big as the things that make them angry.
31. A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
32. A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.
33. A religious war is like children fighting over who has the strongest imaginary friend.
34. A smart man covers his ass, a wise man leaves his pants on.
35. A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students
36. A weekend wasted isn't a wasted weekend.
37. A witty saying proves nothing.
38. According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
39. Admit nothing, deny everything and make counter-accusations.
40. Adult: One old enough to know better.
41. After all is said and done, more is said than done.
42. Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.
43. All generalisations are dangerous, even this one.
44. All hope abandon, ye who enter here!
45. All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
46. All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.
47. All work and no play, will make you a manager.
48. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
49. Am I ranting? I hope so. My ranting gets raves.
50. An apple every eight hours will keep three doctors away.
51. An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
52. Any clod can have the facts, but having an opinion is an art.
53. Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.
54. Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
55. Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire.
56. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
57. Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
58. Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.
59. Are you wearing lipstick? Well, mind if I taste it?
60. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
61. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
62. Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.
63. Atheists can do whatever the hell they want.
64. Attitude determines your altitude.
65. Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
66. Bad spellers of the world untie!
67. Bald guys never have a bad hair day.
68. Batteries not included.
69. Be good - and if you can't be good, be careful.
70. Be good; if you can't be good, have fun.
71. Be naughty - save santa the trip.
72. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
73. Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents.
74. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
75. Beauty lasts for a moment, but ugly goes on and on and on.
76. Beer - the reason I wake up every afternoon.
77. Best viewed on my computer.
78. Better late than really late.
79. Between two evils always pick the one you haven't tried.
80. Biology grows on you.
81. Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.
82. Carpenter's rule: cut to fit; beat into place.
83. Chaos, panic, pandemonium - my work here is done.
84. Character is what you are. Reputation is what people think you are.
85. Chicago law prohibits eating in a place that is on fire.
86. Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
87. Clones are people two.
88. Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language.
89. Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum. I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
90. Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
91. Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
92. Courage is being afraid but going on anyhow.
93. Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
94. Criminal Lawyer - a redundant phrase.
95. Cult: It just means not enough people to make a minority.
96. Dawn is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
97. Depression is merely anger without the enthusiasm.
98. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
99. Don't argue with a fool. The spectators can't tell the difference.
100. Don't be humble, you're not that great.
101. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
102. Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
103. Don't believe everything you think.
104. Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened.
105. Don't let yesterday take up to much of today.
106. Don't steal a police car unless you're prepared to floor it all the way to Mexico.
107. Don't tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective.
108. Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done.
109. Don't trust reality. After all, it's only a collective hunch.
110. Drive defensively - buy a tank.
111. Drugs cause amnesia and other things I can't remember.
112. Dyslexics have more fnu.
113. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
114. Early to rise, and early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.
115. Earn cash in your spare time. Blackmail your friends.
116. Earth first! (We'll strip-mine the other planets later).
117. Earth is a great, big funhouse without the fun.
118. Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.
119. Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance.
120. Elevators smell different to midgets.
121. Entropy isn't what it used to be.
122. Even at a Mensa convention someone is the dumbest person in the room.
123. Every absurdity has a champion who will defend it.
124. Every man has his price. Mine is $3.95.
125. Every snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.
126. Every solution breeds new problems.
127. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
128. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
129. Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.
130. Everyone is beautiful if you squint a bit.
131. Everyone leaves the world a little better - some by leaving.
132. Everything is always okay in the end, if it's not okay, then it's not the end.
133. Examine what is said, not who speaks.
134. Except for 75% of the women, everyone in the whole world wants to have sex.
135. Excuse me, is there an airport nearby large enough for a private jet to land?
136. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
137. Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes.
138. F u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng.
139. Failure is not an option - it's a lifestyle.
140. Failure is not falling down, it is not getting up again.
141. Failure teaches success.
142. Fill what's empty, empty what's full, scratch where it itches.
143. Fine day to work off excess energy. Steal something heavy.
144. First rule of acting: whatever happens, look as if it were intended.
145. For a good time, call (415) 642-9483.
146. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
147. For every problem there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.
148. For good, return good. For evil, return justice.
149. Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen.
150. Freedom of speech is wonderful - right up there with the freedom not to listen.
151. Friendly fire - isn't.
152. Friends come and go, enemies accumulate.
153. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
154. Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
155. Frog blast the vent core!
156. Gee, Toto, I don't think we're in kansas anymore.
157. Getting screwed while everybody else is getting laid.
158. Give a jackass an education and you get a smartass.
159. Goals are deceptive. The unaimed arrow never misses.
160. God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
161. God made us brothers, but prozac made us friends.
162. God will forgive me. That's his job, after all.
163. Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
164. Half the people you know are below average.
165. Happiness isn't having what you want, it's wanting what you have.
166. Hear and you forget; see and you remember; do and you understand.
167. Help wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.
168. Hey Santa, how much for your list of naughty girls?
169. Hey! It compiles! Ship it!
170. Hey, you want to go out for pizza and some sex? What, you don't like pizza?
171. Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence.
172. How come wrong numbers are never busy?
173. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
174. I am not single, I'm romantically challenged.
175. I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.
176. I can't complain, but sometimes I still do.
177. I can't spell and beer doesn't help.
178. I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
179. I don't mind coming to work, but that eight hour wait to go home is a bitch!
180. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
181. I doubt, therefore I might be.
182. I drink to make other people interesting.
183. I have a strong will but a weak won't.
184. I like being single. I'm always there when I need me.
185. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
186. I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.
187. I only drink to make other people more sociable.
188. I prefer old age to the alternative.
189. I still miss my ex. But my aim is getting better.
190. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
191. I thought I was wrong once, but it turns out I was mistaken.
192. I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.
193. I'd buy you a drink, but i'd be jealous of the straw.
194. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
195. I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.
196. I'm not crazy, but the voices in my head might be.
197. I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!
198. I'm not paranoid, they really are after me.
199. I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up your ass.
200. If 50 million people say a foolish thing, it's still a foolish thing.
201. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
202. If I look confused it's because I'm thinking.
203. If a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn't get very far.
204. If a man tells a woman she's beautiful she'll overlook most of his other lies.
205. If all the cars on the Earth were lined up bumper to bumper, some idiot would try to pass them.
206. If all the girls in Australia were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.
207. If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
208. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
209. If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
210. If at first you don't succeed, give up, no use being a damn fool.
211. If at first you don't succeed, look in the trash for the instructions.
212. If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
213. If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
214. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
215. If at first you don't succeed, try a shorter bungee.
216. If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0.
217. If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
218. If everything seems to be going right, you obviously don't know what the hell is going on.
219. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
220. If god is inside us, then I hope he likes Fajita's, cause that's what he's getting.
221. If god is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
222. If homosexuality is a disease, can I call into work 'gay'?
223. If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
224. If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.
225. If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger.
226. If oranges smell like chicken, why are tomatoes blue? Think about it!
227. If the early bird catches the worm, what about the worm?
228. If the opposite of pro is con, then what must be the opposite of progress?
229. If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.
230. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
231. If we don't protect freedom of speech, we will never know who the assholes are.
232. If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
233. If we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time.
234. If you are going through hell, keep going.
235. If you are going to walk on thin ice you might as well dance.
236. If you are not committing any sins, you are probably not having a lot of fun.
237. If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit.
238. If you can see this, you're not blind, which is a very good start.
239. If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.
240. If you can't remember, the claymore is pointed towards you.
241. If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
242. If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
243. If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?
244. If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
245. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
246. If you put it off long enough, it might go away.
247. If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
248. If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
249. If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
250. If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything.
251. If you're happy, you're successful.
252. If you're not having fun, then you're not doing it right.
253. Illegal drugs are the chlorine in the gene pool.
254. In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
255. In a world without walls and fences who needs Windows and Gates?
256. In the dark I hold your hand, because in the light you look like a man.
257. It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
258. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
259. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
260. It's better to be wanted for murder that not to be wanted at all.
261. It's better to keep your mouth shut and have people think you are a fool than to open it and remove any lingering doubt.
262. It's like deja vu all over again.
263. It's not reality that's important, but how you perceive things.
264. It's people that give drinking a bad name.
265. It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease.
266. Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.
267. Laugh at your problems; everybody else does.
268. Lead me not into temptation. I can find the way myself.
269. Learn from my parent's mistake. Don't have kids!
270. Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.
271. Learning from your mistakes is smart, learning from the mistakes of others is wise.
272. Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
273. Life exists for no known purpose.
274. Life is an open door. It can be closed at any time, so don't complain about the draught.
275. Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans.
276. Life's a bitch, and then you're reincarnated.
277. Life's a bleach and then you dye.
278. Linux: because rebooting is for adding new hardware.
279. Logic is in the eye of the logician.
280. Love is atemporary insanity curable by marriage.
281. Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
282. Lunix... Because i'm better than you.
283. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
284. Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
285. Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
286. Marriage is grand; divorce, a hundred grand.
287. Marriage. An expensive way of getting your laundry done for free.
288. Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
289. Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence.
290. Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
291. Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. 'No' is the answer.
292. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
293. Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots.
294. Money should be utilized as a tool. You just gotta know which nuts to screw.
295. Most people don't act stupid - it's the real thing.
296. Mother told me to be good, but she's been wrong before.
297. Never argue with a fool, they will lower you to their level and then beat you with experience.
298. Never buy a car you can't push.
299. Never call a man a fool. Borrow from him.
300. Never eat yellow snow.
301. Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
302. Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
303. Never interrupt your enemy while they are making a mistake.
304. Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
305. Never tell a lie unless it is absolutely convenient.
306. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
307. Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
308. Never underestimate the power of a small tactical nuclear weapon.
309. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
310. Never, ever make absolute, unconditional statements.
311. No good deed goes unpunished.
312. No life is totally wasted, one can always be a bad example.
313. No one dies a virgin, life screws them all.
314. No-one suspects the butterfly!
315. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
316. Not all men are fools... Some are bachelors.
317. Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it.
318. Nothing will dispel enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
319. Of course there's no reason for it, it's just our policy.
320. Old age is nothing to worry about, except if you're a cheese.
321. Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
322. Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's hard to get it back in.
323. One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.
324. Only dead fish go with the flow.
325. Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
326. Only users lose drugs.
327. Optimist: Someone without much experience.
328. People in cars cause accidents. Accidents in cars cause people.
329. Pretend to spank me - I'm a pseudo-masochist!
330. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
331. Quando omni flunkus moritati - when all else fails, play dead.
332. Rainbows are just to look at, not to really understand.
333. Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.
334. Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.
335. Rehab is for quitters.
336. Religion cannot be without morality, but morality may arrive without religion.
337. Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, all of my base are belong to you.
338. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
339. Save water - take a bath with your neighbor's daughter.
340. Send lawyers, guns and money!
341. Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
342. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
343. Sex on tv can't hurt unless you fall off.
344. Sleep: a completely inadequate substitute for caffeine.
345. Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
346. Smith & wesson: the original point and click interface.
347. Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
348. Software isn't released, it's allowed to escape.
349. Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
350. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
351. Some people wish to get what they deserve, while others fear the same.
352. Sometimes a majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.
353. Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push.
354. Spelling is a lossed art.
355. Stop searching. Happiness is right next to you.
356. Support your local Search and Rescue unit. Get lost.
357. Sure, when... - oink flap oink flap - well I'll be darned!
358. Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.
359. Take it easy, and if you get it easy take it twice.
360. Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
361. Teamwork is essential - it allows you to blame someone else.
362. The Killer Ducks are coming!
363. The Stock Market always does what you think it will, but rarely when.
364. The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
365. The beatings will continue until morale improves.
366. The best things in life aren't things.
367. The chance of a piece of bread falling the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
368. The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
369. The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.
370. The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
371. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
372. The future will be better tomorrow.
373. The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.
374. The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out.
375. The only certain thing in life is death.
376. The only job you start at the top is digging a hole.
377. The only really decent thing to do behind a person's back is pat it.
378. The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
379. The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
380. The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
381. The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused.
382. The problem with the future is it turns into the present.
383. The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before.
384. The revolution will not be televised.
385. The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.
386. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
387. The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
388. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
389. The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
390. The trouble with ignorance is that it picks up confidence as it goes along.
391. The truth is what is; what should be is a dirty lie.
392. The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
393. The web isn't better than sex, but sliced bread is in serious trouble.
394. There are 10 types of people, those who understand binary and those who don't.
395. There are no short cuts to any place worth going.
396. There are three kinds of lies: Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics.
397. There are three types of people - those who can count and those who can't.
398. There are two types of people - those who divide people into two types, and those who don't.
399. There is no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people who ask questions.
400. There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole.
401. There is no time like the pleasant.
402. There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
403. There's too much blood in my alcohol system.
404. They call it "pms" because "mad cow disease" was already taken.
405. They're only trying to make me LOOK paranoid!
406. Think much, Speak little, Write less.
407. This sentence contradicts itself -- no actually it doesn't.
408. This website may not be idiot proof, but at least it's dimwit resistant.
409. This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget.
410. Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
411. To err is human, to forgive highly unlikely.
412. To generalize is to be an idiot.
413. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
414. Today is the first day of the rest of this mess.
415. Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
416. Today's children would be less spoiled if we could spank grandparents!
417. Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.
418. Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
419. Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
420. Too much of everything is just enough.
421. Tracers work both ways.
422. Trying is failing with honors.
423. Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
424. Unix is user friendly - it's just picky about it's friends.
425. Veni, Vidi, Velcro - I came, I saw, I stuck around.
426. Veni, vedi, visa. I came. I saw. I did a little shopping.
427. Vidi, vici, veni. I saw, I conquered, I came.
428. Viewer discretion may be advised, but it's never really expected.
429. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
430. Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
431. Wasting time is an important part of living.
432. We all can't be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by.
433. We found Jesus - he was behind the sofa all along.
434. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
435. Welcome to Hell. Here's your copy of Windows ME.
436. Welcome what you can't avoid.
437. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
438. What the hell, go ahead and put all your eggs in one basket.
439. What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expect generally happens.
440. When I am sad, I sing, and then the world is sad with me.
441. When I was young I was told that anyone could be president. Now I'm beginning to believe it.
442. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
443. When all else fails, admit i'm right and kiss my ass.
444. When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
445. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
446. When in doubt empty the magazine.
447. When in doubt, do what the President does. Guess.
448. When in doubt, poke it with a stick.
449. When it's dark enough you can see the stars.
450. When someone points skyward, it's the fool that looks at the finger.
451. When the pin is pulled, Mr. grenade is not our friend.
452. When vultures fly, are they allowed carrion luggage?
453. When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.
454. When you don't know what you are doing, do it neatly.
455. When you have nothing to say, say nothing.
456. Which is worse: Ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares?
457. While having never invented a sin, I'm trying to perfect several.
458. Who are these kids and why are they calling me mom?
459. Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
460. Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free.
461. Why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections?
462. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
463. Wise people think all they say; fools say all they think.
464. With a rubber duck, you're never alone.
465. With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
466. Work harder: millions on welfare depend on you.
467. Work is the curse of the drinking class.
468. Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow. It empties today of its strength.
469. Worry is a misuse of the imagination.
470. Worry is like a rocking chair; it keeps you busy, but gets you nowhere.
471. You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.
472. You can observe a lot just by watching.
473. You can only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
474. You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
475. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
476. You don't have to explain something you never said.
477. You don't learn anything the second time a mule kicks you.
478. You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same.
479. You will be a winner today. Pick a fight with a four-year-old.
480. You're driving a car. It isn't a telephone booth, a beauty parlor or a restaurant.
481. You're just jealous because the little voices only talk to me.
482. You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
483. You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
484. Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
Har khamoshi ka matlab inkaar nahi hota,
har nakamyabi ka matlab haar nahi hota,
hum pa na sake unko to koi gum nahi,
sirf pane ka naam hi pyar nahi hota. ...
~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~
Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hain,
Jhuki nazaro ko ikraar kehte hain...
Sirf paane ka naam ishq nahi,
Kuch khone ko bhi pyar kehte hain...
~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~
Mohabbat ka imtihan aasan nahi.
Pyar sirf pane ka naam nahi.
Muddat bith jati hai kisi k intizaar me.
Yeh sirf ek pal do pal ka kaam nahi….
~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~
Chup rehne ka matlab inkar nahi hota,
na kamayabi ka matlab haar nahi hota,
kya hua jo hum pana sake usko,
sirf pane ka matlab pyar nahi hota
~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~
Kab unki palko s izhaar hoga,
Dill k kisi kone me hamare liye pyar hoga,
Guzarit hai Raat unki yaad me,
kabhi to unko bhi hamara intezar hoga.
~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~
Mohabbat ka sabak..khayalon mein padha karte rahe...
wo hum pe hum unpe marte rahe...
badi muddat se kabool hua ye parcha
chad chad ke unpar chada meri awaargi ka charcha...
~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~
Utar jaata ye nasha, gar peete hue socha hota..
woh kya kiska tha jo mera hota..
hame khwahish thi ye haal mera bhi hota...
kaash aisa nasha hame baar baar hota....
~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~
jugnu ko qaid kar muskuraya na karo,
roshni ki khatir kisi ka Dil jalaya na karo.
Dil pe sitam itne bhi mat karo.
Yaad nahi karte to yaad aaya bhi na karo
~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~
kuch din khushi k aur kuch ghum ki raat
yehi mazaaq hota rah meri zindagi k saath
dil meiN basa li guzray waqt ki har ek baat
zindagi guzray gi ab inhi saharooN k saath
khail tha yeh wohi poraana wohi ek baat
ek khush haar se tu ek khush jeet k saath
sun k hansi meri hairaaN hay us ki har raat
dekh na paye chupi siski meri hansi k saath
tha kabhi mere in haathooN meiN us ka haath
hogya hay rishta ab qalam ka is haath k saath
na aaye zindagi meiN koi marham bhara haath
k jeena sikh liya Amaan ne in zakhmoo k saath
~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~
har nakamyabi ka matlab haar nahi hota,
hum pa na sake unko to koi gum nahi,
sirf pane ka naam hi pyar nahi hota. ...
~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~
Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hain,
Jhuki nazaro ko ikraar kehte hain...
Sirf paane ka naam ishq nahi,
Kuch khone ko bhi pyar kehte hain...
~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~
Mohabbat ka imtihan aasan nahi.
Pyar sirf pane ka naam nahi.
Muddat bith jati hai kisi k intizaar me.
Yeh sirf ek pal do pal ka kaam nahi….
~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~
Chup rehne ka matlab inkar nahi hota,
na kamayabi ka matlab haar nahi hota,
kya hua jo hum pana sake usko,
sirf pane ka matlab pyar nahi hota
~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~
Kab unki palko s izhaar hoga,
Dill k kisi kone me hamare liye pyar hoga,
Guzarit hai Raat unki yaad me,
kabhi to unko bhi hamara intezar hoga.
~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~
Mohabbat ka sabak..khayalon mein padha karte rahe...
wo hum pe hum unpe marte rahe...
badi muddat se kabool hua ye parcha
chad chad ke unpar chada meri awaargi ka charcha...
~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~
Utar jaata ye nasha, gar peete hue socha hota..
woh kya kiska tha jo mera hota..
hame khwahish thi ye haal mera bhi hota...
kaash aisa nasha hame baar baar hota....
~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~
jugnu ko qaid kar muskuraya na karo,
roshni ki khatir kisi ka Dil jalaya na karo.
Dil pe sitam itne bhi mat karo.
Yaad nahi karte to yaad aaya bhi na karo
~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~
kuch din khushi k aur kuch ghum ki raat
yehi mazaaq hota rah meri zindagi k saath
dil meiN basa li guzray waqt ki har ek baat
zindagi guzray gi ab inhi saharooN k saath
khail tha yeh wohi poraana wohi ek baat
ek khush haar se tu ek khush jeet k saath
sun k hansi meri hairaaN hay us ki har raat
dekh na paye chupi siski meri hansi k saath
tha kabhi mere in haathooN meiN us ka haath
hogya hay rishta ab qalam ka is haath k saath
na aaye zindagi meiN koi marham bhara haath
k jeena sikh liya Amaan ne in zakhmoo k saath
~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~
shayari
.......Maikhane saje the,Jam ka tha daur...............,
...........Jam me kya tha ye kisne kiya tha gaur.........,
................Jam me gum tha mere armano ka.................,
.....................Aur sab kahe rahe the ek Aur, ek Aur..........
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Raat gumsum hai magar chan khamosh nahi,
Kaise keh du aaj fir hosh nahi.
Aisa duba teri aakho ki gehrai main,
Haath mein jam hai magar pine ka hosh nahi.
...........Jam me kya tha ye kisne kiya tha gaur.........,
................Jam me gum tha mere armano ka.................,
.....................Aur sab kahe rahe the ek Aur, ek Aur..........
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Raat gumsum hai magar chan khamosh nahi,
Kaise keh du aaj fir hosh nahi.
Aisa duba teri aakho ki gehrai main,
Haath mein jam hai magar pine ka hosh nahi.
Monday, October 8, 2007
Baithe hai khayalon main Ghum hokar
Baithe hai khayalon main Ghum hokar
Is jahan ki koi parwah na khabar.
Masoomiyat har aada main unke,
Kadmon pe bichadoon Unke, khushiyan jahan ke.....
Is jahan ki koi parwah na khabar.
Masoomiyat har aada main unke,
Kadmon pe bichadoon Unke, khushiyan jahan ke.....
Sharabi
” DILKA MANDIR MERA BANAYA
MURTI KISI AUR KE DAL DI
PUJARI MUJE BANAYA
AUR DAXINA KISI AUR KO DAL DI
MAGAR AUJ KYA DEKHTA HUN
KABAR KISI AUR KI BANAYI
LASH MERI DAL DI””
Doodh Mein Uria, Mineral Water Mein Castic Soda,
Pepsi Aur Coke Mein Pesticide, Yani Pani Wani Bhi Kharab,
Ab Hum Kya Kare, Pure Bachi Bhi Hai To Sirf Yeh Sharab….
Dil mein ek dard liye jiye ja raha hoon,
Teri mohabbat ka jaam piye ja rahan hoon,
Na chahte huye bhi ye kaam kiye jaa raha hoon,
Na jane khud ko kaun si manzil par liye ja raha hoon.
sharab sharir ko khatam karti hai
sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai
aao aaj is sharab ko khatam karte hai
ek botal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai.
MURTI KISI AUR KE DAL DI
PUJARI MUJE BANAYA
AUR DAXINA KISI AUR KO DAL DI
MAGAR AUJ KYA DEKHTA HUN
KABAR KISI AUR KI BANAYI
LASH MERI DAL DI””
Doodh Mein Uria, Mineral Water Mein Castic Soda,
Pepsi Aur Coke Mein Pesticide, Yani Pani Wani Bhi Kharab,
Ab Hum Kya Kare, Pure Bachi Bhi Hai To Sirf Yeh Sharab….
Dil mein ek dard liye jiye ja raha hoon,
Teri mohabbat ka jaam piye ja rahan hoon,
Na chahte huye bhi ye kaam kiye jaa raha hoon,
Na jane khud ko kaun si manzil par liye ja raha hoon.
sharab sharir ko khatam karti hai
sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai
aao aaj is sharab ko khatam karte hai
ek botal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai.
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